Picnic

George, lend a hand
and spread that cloth,
the sand is everywhere!
Just look at that,
you’d never think
it took hours to prepare!

What is it, Mum?

There’s

ham with sand,
and spam with sand,
there’s chicken paste
and lamb with sand;
oranges, bananas,
lemonade or tea;
bread with sand
all spread with sand –
at least the sand comes free!
We’ve crisps with sand
and cake with sand –
it’s grand with lunch or tea –
crunch it up,
enjoy it love,
at least we’re by the sea!