A Special Badger

I’m a special kind of   badger 

in a special badger   den 

writing special badger   poems 

with a special badger   pen 

learning special badger   lessons 

in a special badger   school 

earning special badger   kudos 

for my special badger   cool 

wearing special badger   badges 

saying badgers are the   best 

passing special badger   interviews 

and special badger   tests 

drinking special badger   coffee 

from a special badger   mug 

but my special badger   problem:  

I am actually   a  slug