Did You Sleep Well?
Would you with twenty feather beds,
twenty mattresses and a princess on top of you?
I’m a pea,
not a pillow.
I could barely sleep with excitement…
Finally, I may have met my princess!
It all depends – ALL depends –
on how she slept…
I barely slept at all.
Who knows what’s in that bed…
Cabbage? Cauliflower? Caravan?
I would have slept better outside in the
I will NOT be coming here again.
Copyright: from Dear Ugly Sisters (Otter-Barry, 2020), © Laura Mucha 2020, used by permission of the author / sound design by Bridey Addison-Child