Wanted: Wizard’s Assistant

QUALIFICATIONS

Candidate must be:

proficient at palm puzzling

scroll scribbling

and potent potion pondering

spiffing at spell spotting

good at goblin gobbling

a champion at chanting

and wonderful with wobsicles

JOB DESCRIPTION

Includes, but not limited to:

magic marshmallow making on Mondays

tea leaf translating on Tuesdays

wand wobbling on Wednesdays

thunder formation on Thursdays

frightening frogs on Fridays

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS

Yesterday