Wanted: Wizard’s Assistant

QUALIFICATIONS

Candidate must be:

 

proficient at palm puzzling

scroll scribbling

and potent potion pondering

spiffing at spell spotting

good at goblin gobbling

a champion at chanting

and wonderful with wobsicles

 

JOB DESCRIPTION

Includes, but not limited to:

 

magic marshmallow making on Mondays

tea leaf translating on Tuesdays

wand wobbling on Wednesdays

thunder formation on Thursdays

frightening frogs on Fridays

 

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS

Yesterday

Copyright: from Dear Ugly Sisters (Otter-Barry, 2020), © Laura Mucha 2020, used by permission of the author / sound design by Bridey Addison Child

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